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Name: Christian
Gender: Male
Interests: Biomedical Engineering, playing with computers, reading [fantasy] books, listening to music, watching Sci-Fi, debating, anime, etc!
Expertise: Predicate logic, problem solving
Occupation: Student
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AIM:  domcris
Yahoo:  hellphora
Member Since:
2/16/2007
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| Dear Anna,
I really wish would
Just go away,
You know you should.
I found you hanging,
Round one day
Then I find,
You're here to stay!
I turn my back,
You never leave!
Ignore you,
Bore you,
In your face I
Door you.
Poor you!
Shut you in a cupboard I
Store you.
Yet whenever I look back there's
More, you.
Every morning when I wake,
Thoughts of you just make me ache,
I go outside to see my friends,
Yet your presence never ends!
I really wish you would decist,
This torment with which you percist.
You know that you will not be missed,
I really wish you'd not exist!
At breakfast you won't leave me alone,
That's behaviour I cannot condone.
You hold my hand and take my lunch,
Oh thank you. Really. Love You a bunch.
And as I sit and sup my tea,
You are there, right by me.
Staring back beyond the mirror,
Scornful comments I would not consider,
Til you rant a rave away,
This is not how I'd want to spend my day!
And so to bed, you just won't stop,
Anna, dear Anna won't you. Just. Drop.
Dead. | | |
| It's so strange that we, in the western world, are very comfortable with girls dressing as guys but not guys dressing as girls.
If I look around me now, I can see at least half a dozen girls sporting guy clothes.
Though I don't recall seeing any with guy-styled hair.
Yet looking around, I see no guys wearing anything even remotely girly.
Though it's more acceptable for a guy to have girlish hair. So long as it's not too well kept.
Even the androgynous "emo" look is centred around a masculine dress code. Conforming to masculine hair guidelines.
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| It's strange how easily and quickly people can think they're in love.
I couldn't say I'm exactly an expert on the subject, but I'm fairly sure that going from thinking someone is a weirdy, to "in love". With only a brief interlude in between involving sex and about a week is not how it's meant to go.
At least, the romantic in me hopes not anyway.
The cynic | | |
| Not all my own =P
THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner with a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.More Here... | | |
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